at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
My vagina just recognized that song.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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