I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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