It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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