Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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