Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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