its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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