We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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