i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
I think people are normalizing furries
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Randomize
