theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
bring money and cleavage
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
Randomize