He is an equal opportunity slut.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
Just puked most of my soul out..
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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