Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
Text me some of your sweat
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