Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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