It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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