i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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