Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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