i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Please don't give away my fajitas
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