69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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