I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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