he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
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