Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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