The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
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