The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
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