She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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