I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
Randomize
