Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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