Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
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