either way he was missing a nipple.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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