just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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