Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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