Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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