And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
Randomize
