i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
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