Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
high people should be assigned attendants
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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