South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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