why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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