Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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