im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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