And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I understand Curling. That high.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Dear god my vagina.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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