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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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