you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
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