butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
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