how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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