Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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