Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Green mimosas i think yes
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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