in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
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