fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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