Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Randomize
