So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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