i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
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