ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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