can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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