he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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