we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Randomize
