Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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