Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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